@CaryGrant: Boooooooo-hisssssssss. Your comment is so wracked with social conditioning, it even made my dog's toes curl up with embarrassment.
I'm 47, and I chase university students like a bloodhound after an escaped prisoner and, you know what? I do not give a flying one what they, or anybody else thinks about it.
I never, ever, ever get any adverse reactions from girls because of my age, because it's not an issue for me and girly-girlies can sense this. Notwithstanding, attraction can be *created*, and women find themselves drawn to me despite themselves.
Besides, being older, I stand out from the rest of the guys in the girls' social circle with their gay asymmetric haircuts, their World Of Warcraft late-night bags under their eyes, their skinny asses hanging out of their jeans, and their lack of life experience and wishy-washy social skills.
I'm the coolest motherfucker on the planet; I'm articulate and well-read. I'm resourceful and experienced. I can teach them about the coolest films, the hippest bands, and the beauty of Inter Milan's 1960's catenaccio system. I have a vast knowledge about the history and the culture of the city I live in (a priceless quality, guys - do not underestimate this), and can take them to all the coolest, cosiest, twinkliest, off-the-beaten-track bars and cafes. I can teach them life lessons and infuse their lives with glorious technicolored experiences, and not the grainy sepia moments most boys can only give them.
I'm The Motorcycle Boy. I'm the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. I am the winning lottery ticket and if a girl rejects me, she's rejecting fun, adventure and sex so intense it will make her eyes spin round like the fruits on a one-armed bandit machine.
Is there a more sexier word in the English language than: "nineteen"? Nope.
When I'm ninety, I still hope to be banging girls in their twenties.
I'm not in this to get girls to LIKE me.
My cock is a spitting-seething-swaggering-slavering-ravenous-one-eyed maniac of a monster. I'm not nice - nice is overrated. I'm shameless and I don't care.
Thhhhhrrrrrrrrpppppp (*blowing a raspberry*)