''I don?t care if your heart is about to explode from your chest,
if your face is redder than a tomato, if you can barely breathe, or if
you?re on the floor having a seizure while foaming out the mouth?
you are going to look a girl in the eyes, open your mouth, and say
words. If you cannot do this?if you cannot contract your vocal cords
to produce sound in the presence of another human being, then you
may want to contemplate building a cabin in the woods where no girl
will bother you.''