I don't really use online dating much anymore, but here's mine anyway; it gets a good response from girls I screen for.
Tagline: I put the "sexy" in dyslexia...
Profile;
"Okay, I'm originally from Peru and was forced to move to the UK when my Aunt Lucy had to go to the Home for Retired Bears in Lima.
I arrived in the UK at Paddington Station.. I remember it being quite cold, as all I had on was a hat!
These days, I'm pretty well travelled and loved all around the globe and I have a penchant for marmalade sandwiches ...
...No wait, that's Paddington Bear!
Like Paddington Bear, I love an adventure and recently spent Christmas and New Years travelling Thailand and have seen many parts of the world but still have more to see.
Anyway, here are some random facts about me:
-In primary school, I obtained the honour of being named the ?naughtiest pupil,? and even had a ?naughty chart? created for me. (I would have preferred a statue..)
-I once had to surrender to the US Army?(no joke!)
-I have both flown and jumped out of a light aircraft (not at the same time!)
-I gained a silver marksman badge with a .22 rifle at the age of 14
-I love keeping fit and have played a vast array of sports.
-I once sang Karaoke to a nightclub full of Hungarian students (terribly might I add).
-I have a passion for Tattoo?s, currently I have 5! (don?t tell my mum!).
My type is someone who is spontaneous, adventurous and confident..It also helps if you have an amazing sense of humour!
Don't be shy, get in touch

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-Craig